On he started his schooling from Kinder to Grade five at St. Mary's Academy at Baliuag, Bulacan. In , his father Bernardo Santiago founded Church of God in the town of Baliuag, Bulacan that lasted in August due to the death of the founder Bernardo Santiago. The Church of God that was founded lost their religious leader so the members headed by the assistant of the latter Alfredo Hipolito seek for someone who could lead them.
Eli Soriano on June 12, together with the members of the church founded by his father, Bernardo Santiago. An acoustic duo composed of Ogie Alcasid and Boy2 Quizon. Their songs are composed of poorly written lyrics either they composed or sent by viewers nationwide. Michael V acts as Madam Rocha, a psychic who tells horoscopes, but with a ridiculously twist. She has two white crystal balls, instead of one, in front of her, and only stops making hand movements like that of a real crystal ball if "she" sees the viewer "face-to-face".
A parody of the video uploading website YouTube. The sketch features different videos uploaded by certain people, all wearing tube-tops. Regularly, five videos play: Later replaced by Moymoy Palaboy's lip synch music videos. Spoof of koreanovela Jewel in the Palace. A sketch that involves four rich boys portrayed by Michael V. It showed two of the cast of the show, guest Valerie Concepcion and regular Wendell Ramos only appeared once. Starts when Diego finds his eyeball partner played by Wendell Ramos, but he spotted Valerie and hugs her, while slapping Diego while he mentions 'sinasamba kita' to Valerie while he says 'sinasampal kita' to Diego.
This sketch shows Michael V's ability to impersonate his fellow cast members. It is about a gay half- mermaid , half- Mulawin named Marilawin who is a son of a mermaid and a Mulawin. He has his human form in which he has a male upper body and female lower body, thus, he was always seen dancing using his hips due to the fact that the woman's movements were gentler and more graceful than that of a man, and that his lower body was from a woman.
Michael V's parody of popular Tagalog song translated to English in a literal way. The songs were later compiled into an album named Bubble G. Which shows Panghelita Michael V. However, she can speak but cannot hear in return doing so. The songs were later compiled into an album named Bubble Ganthology in This skit is about the family of Taong Grasa in which they were "high-class" family by talking in English and they proved that the rich people are "low-class" and filthy in contrast.
Music video parodies of popular Filipino artists and bands. Song lyrics are usually composed by Michael V. Some notable spoofs are: Mamaw by Kayo Kasi Eh! Narda by Kamikazee from Darna. Ulam by Douche Ulan by Cueshe. Features about cooking guisa-style. Sets in a bar. Kitchie's fans mauled her in the end. Featured a key-chain sized doll as mock promotion.
Sets in a barbecue stand, eating isaw, chicken intestines roasted. Sets about regrets after marriage. In an anniversary concert, Rey Valera sang this song. Kung Kailangan mo Bato? Talks about a drug user's regret. In an anniversary concert, Rey Valera sang this song, but beats Rey Bolero with his guitar due to the latter's interference. Talks about a real-life incident during Eraserheads reunion concert, which some former members never appeared during that time. A recurring sketch focusing on Ongpong Dela Cruz's campaign for the Philippine presidential elections.
Ulat ni Mel Tiangco , Ruffa Mae Quinto plays Bel Tiongco parody of Mel Tiangco , one of its running gag was when Tiongco opening line "Tsismis bukas, ngayon ang broadcast" and ended up surprised after saying "Bel Tiongco po, nag-gugulat". One of its logo in has the similar design to Frontpage since it was in use from til Hosted by Evilyn Magpayo Ate Ebs for short. A superhero loosely based on former President Joseph Estrada. His power comes from a bread he'd made. Masa is a Filipino word for mass , a large number or amount or extent.
The word was used in his presidential campaign in Erap para sa Masa. The word also means knead if used as a noun. Ogie Alcasid hosts this segment, showing his viewers the how to handle different situations from the mundane to the important, such as being late for work and preventing electrocution while in the shower. Parody of Eat Bulaga 's defunct game segment Laban o Bawi. Ogie Alcasid was the host of the sketch, but no one wins the question in the end. There is a running gag that no one gets eliminated during the sketch and new contestants were added in the competition instead.
The sketch only aired during the original counterpart's first season. The sketch a pun on the phrase "A star is born".
A parody of Wish Ko Lang. An interview segment hosted by Junee Lee a fictional character played by Michael V. The segment spun off a talk show entitled Celebrity Turns with Junee and Lani. This skit is about the two policemen who have a plan to arrest anyone with comical jokes. Combined parody of Zaido: Sets in a xerox copy center. A little brute Angelina Ogie Alcasid who is so bratty and asks different orders on her nanny Michael V. Her orders always bring her nanny to worst. Angelina's notable quotes are " Yaya, you're such a loser! Sketches show Angelina and her yaya in many places, such as in the mall, in school and somewhere else, but most sketches show them both in Angelina's house, notably inside her room.
Moymoy Palaboy second Iyo Tube. Moymoy Palaboy is a duo that does a webcam performance "singing" local and international hits using their lipsynch acts. The duo was discovered on YouTube , where they have upload their webcam videos of Filipino and foreign songs with lipsynch acts. A spoof reality investigative program hosted by Bongbong, a gay parody of Ben Tulfo , producer, director, and host of Bitag , as well as his brothers Mon , Raffy and Erwin Tulfo. It focuses on everyday mannerisms of society, like pushing the elevator button many times by different people, calling on the cellular phone while on the escalator, balikbayans talking in exaggerated American English while gone for only weeks, etc.
In the end, they will be hit by a gavel. Even though the segment is a spoof of Bitag and its sister program Bitag Live! Bongbong was derive form Sen. It was succeeded by T3 Nyo! It is revived in This skit is about a heroic "villain" named Gagambala who attempts to distract people or making mischievous ways on them using his own tambourine. A parody of Dora the Explorer.
A parody of TV5 show Pulis! A sketch of normal people live in a house made of carton box and personalities wearing carton boxes as their clothing. A parody of the game show Family Feud Only shown once. A parody of Mister Geppetto and Pinocchio. As of July 10, , it has shown 7 episodes. A parody of Darna with Michael V as Ading, a lame man who, whenever he ate a magical bubble gum will transform him into a gay superhero named Dingga.
The enemies shown in this spoof was also inspired by Darna's early foes and the character from Dark Horse Comics, first of which is Baklang Impakta, which is a parody of Babaeng Impakta and Hellgay, which is the parody of Hellboy. A spelling game show spelling bee parody where the host gives an English word and mispronounces it and 2 students misspell the given words. A parody of Discovery Channel's science television program Mythbusters. They test the validity of various superstitious beliefs of Filipinos.
It is hosted by Michael V. Cheche and Bureche were twin sisters living with their father which was played by Antonio Aquitania. Whenever their father leaves for work, Bureche usually terrorizes Cheche with her vile antics, but usually becomes the victim of her own schemes, in a running gag she screams "Argh! Wendell Ramos plays their love interest, a boy next door with a Justin Bieber -inspired hairdo.
Instead of Wrestling, they gave each other Massage.
Features the Filipino Rappers from Fliptop , the first Filipino Rap Battle League who do rap battles with each other along with the cast. It only has three episodes. Parody of Eat Bulaga's game segment Pinoy Henyo.
After a man Michael V. An Inter-Dialectical spoof newscast which used in Tagalog then in English. These two personalities are both the same in translation in a literal manner , including their names. They both wear black pants and glasses as well. A reboot of Fliptop in which instead of a rap battle, it is a verbal battle using romantic puns commonly known to Filipinos as "pickup lines. The Pickup Line Battle is composed of a preliminary round wherein two contestants will try to impress the woman moderator named Neneng Bakit , or simply Neneng B.
The winner of the match will be determined by audience impact, and moves on to face the "undefeated" Pickup Liner named Boy Pickup , played by Ogie Alcasid.
In the end, Boy Pickup, who sometimes show up his trademark Zippo lighter , will remain undefeated, despite the fact that his pickup lines are so deep only a selected few can understand its true meaning. He is being cheered on by one of the audience named Boy Backup played by Eri Neeman, who is also a writer for the show , which gives Boy Pickup enough audience impact to win the battle. Bits , the host of the sketch. He is Boy Pickup's mortal competitor, and also has a backup guy named Kasuy Baba-Gee ], Sukli Moymoy Obeso, who always bring coins, hence the name, meaning "change" , and Bagoong Roadfill Obeso , who never wins even a single pickup battle, hence the name which is a reference to the word "balagoong" meaning always losing.
In the first episode, Johnny was training for an amateur match in Wildbox Boxing Gym an obvious parody of Wild Card Boxing Club, a Hollywood Boxing Gym owned by Manny Pacquiao 's head trainer Coach Freddie Roach until he met Benjo, his substitute trainer after finding out that the boxer's coach has flu. During the training, he says several words that Johnny cannot understand such as "himu jaba", which is in fact one of the boxing combination moves. Near the end of the training, Johnny became upset when his trainer says lots of gibberish and beats Benjo up which Johnny interpreted as the trainer's orders.
A short sketch involving asking questions about the society as well as its mannerisms. Parody of the famous workout Tae-Bo. Formerly known as "Mr. A sketch about a disciplined yet overly irate basketball coach despite his name, although he tries to be as calm as he can portrayed by Michael V. He is short-tempered and semi-psychotic that he threatens students and other people at schools.
In the end of each episode, he nearly strips off some of the faculty members such as referees, teachers, librarians etc. An obvious parody as well as a teaser for the then-upcoming drama-comedy My Daddy Dearest. The sketch tells about a father Ogie Alcasid telling a story to his son about what really happened to the latter's mother i.
In between the story-telling, several women kiss "Daddy Dearest" Alcasid and afterwards "Daddy Dearest" clarifies who they really are. A short segment that shows a typical initial interview for job applicants. San Lazaro portrayed by Diego Llorico. However, a female recruiter shows a questionnaire that is not suitable for a job interview, which is actually a questionnaire of Filipino culture as well as media references e. What's the World's Number 2 Shampoo?
So the boss tells the recruiter to change the questionnaire and instead, he the boss will ask personality questions for the applicant in essay form. Parody of the GMA7 talent show Protege. As the title says, the sketch is a talent show for prisoners. Prisoners may stay to jail if they lose. But if someone won, they can be released. A parody as well as a teaser for the film Sosy Problems.
One of the girls in the sketch also includes Bianca King who is also part of the cast of the said film. The sketch was only about the keys. It was shown on December 21, A short sketch about Rufa Mae Quinto sharing stories based on her experience, hence the name which is a parody of her own real name. A short sketch which shows Diego being proud of himself despite the criticisms of other people and always responds "atlit" which is a parody of the phrase "at least" at the end of the sketch. She always criticize her daughter, "Selphie Moran" who is played by Sef Cadayona about what she does.
Parody of GMA7 infotainment show iBilib. An investigative crime sketch which is a parody of the James Bond series and Sherlock Holmes. Jacky Woo played the role as James Wang. There is a running gag that he is always the victim of the schemes he did not commit and often gets arrested for it. A sketch that involves a rich kid Paolo Contis and a poor kid Michael V.
Their fathers are portrayed by Antonio Aquitania and Betong respectively. A situational sketch that takes place in a squatters' area or barangay which is narrated through song. The singers are portrayed by Michael V. There was running gag in which the song was being interrupted by the squatters. A mafia-themed sketch which is an obvious parody of The Godfather.
A sketch about a rich man with an Elvis Presley -inspired hairdo portrayed by Michael V. Santiago gloated in his status. He had a creeping ambition to seek a better position than to be a mere reader and follower.
But like any rebel who plots to overthrow a government, he knew he still does not have the means to seize control. He engaged in rumor mongering. He was also heard by some that if an election for a Vice Presiding Minister would be held at the height of his popularity, he would gain the seat because he prided in himself being a fast Bible reader.
He had always thought of replacing Bro. Daniel Razon, the very man who was supporting his bread. Bolder ill feelings grew from Santiago when his visa was not approved. This was when Bro. Eli, along with some brethren, flew to the US to conduct Bible Expositions and to personally see the condition of the congregation there.
He was the only one in the group whose visa was rejected. He then directed his resentment and sour-graping towards Bro. Eli was lingering abroad, visiting locales and conducting Bible Expositions, Santiago would flaunt his Bible reading agility before a few well-to-do audience, silently exerting his influence and winning them over to his side.
Bolder ill feelings grew from Santiago when his visa was not approved. Wilfredo Santiago, or Willy Santiago, seemed remorseless in this mugshot taken by police a few hours after his capture. A situational sketch wherein Chariz Solomon later Michael V. It was of perfect timing, since it was an ingenious way of promoting Voltes V for the network. She makes the dialogues of the scenario written by the letter sender.
His once sour feelings turned bitter as he voiced out more unsympathetic words towards the Church ministers and his leaders. It became more apparent that he was targeting the highest position in the Church, that of the Presiding Minister. This was strengthened when some Church workers testified that Santiago spoke negatively about Bro. Eli for purported inconsistencies in teaching.
He had a particular distaste on the teaching about prayer, although this was not disclosed to the MCGI congregation until his expulsion in It also turned out that the members whom Santiago had been influencing for some time possessed the same thinking he had. These few already had growing doubts in their mind which ballooned to greater suspicion because of Santiago. Santiago continued leeching and milking his leaders. Although news of his backbiting reached Bro. Daniel from overseas, he was given a chance to mend his ways.
Santiago wasted the chance given to him. Instead of heeding to counsel, he continued in his schemes.